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Joke of the Day
"What did the deaf person get after having sex with a hooker? Hearing AIDS."
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"Tattoos are a nice way to forever honor loved ones, like family members who have passed away, or skulls with bat wings that have passed away"
"If I ask my mom to take a picture for me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling ""IT'S THE BUTTON ON FRONT!"
"Teach a man to shake and he will be able to greet everyone. Give a man a shake and all the boys will come to his yard"
"What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit? DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry."
"Help me doctor, I have a bowel movement every morning at 7! Doctor: Well that's good, it means you're healthy. Man: You'd think so, but I don't wake up until 8am!"
"What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !"
"You know how to tell if your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick taste like blood."
"I think church and state separated because church is a gold digging slut."
"two conceited people having sex... ...girl says ""tight, huh?"" guy replys ""nah, just full"""