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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid? To get to the other side."

"First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity? Second girl: No it's imagination."

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? I don't recommend it, it's quite time consuming."

"What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers! :D"

"The best part of dating a homeless girl is You can drop her off anywhere."

"Who do you call when theres a fly in your house? The SWAT team"

"Why couldn't the melons run away and get married? They cantelope."

"""What are you reading?"" Great Expectations. ""Is it any good?"" It's not all I hoped for."

"Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid good money to have a lentil on my chest"

"The other day I was scraping leftovers into the garbage... ...and I couldn't help but think of those poor kids in Africa who don't have any garbage bins."