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Joke of the Day
"I asked my friend in North Korea what it was like living there.... He said he couldn't complain."
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"In marijuana's defense, I'm lazy as shit completely sober too."
"Whats the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race"
"North Korea says it's gonna terror attack South Korea. I don't have a punchline, that's just really funny."
"A baby seal walks into a club... and is escorted outside due to being underage. (Sorry if this is a repost, I've never seen this joke here before.)"
"What do my dad and God have in common? I've never seen or heard from either of them."
"[WOLF CUB] Dad, why do we howl at the moon? [WOLF DAD] Well son, the moon is made of cheese and that's rad as hell"
"Bouncer: ID please Me: I got socks for Christmas Bouncer: ...okay Me: and I'm genuinely happy about it Bouncer: so sorry come on in"
"congrats Seahawks on winning the super bowl from all of here in the 3rd world countries"
"Should have been called ""Star Wars: The Missing Force Kin"" Because it's all about looking for her Jedi brother."