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Joke of the Day

"[WOLF CUB] Dad, why do we howl at the moon? [WOLF DAD] Well son, the moon is made of cheese and that's rad as hell"

"I'm thinking about buying a greyhound, don't know what the wife is going to say so I'll run it by her first."

"How come arabs are not circumcised? So they have some place to keep their gum safe during a sand storm."

"Are cucumbers the only food you can put over your eyes to reduce puffiness because these pizza bagels aren't helping at all."

"Have you ever meet someone so Jewish... That they didn't want to pay for their train ticket?"

"""You know what would make a good gift for this 3yr old? A harmonica."" - people without kids"

"My wife has the body of a 16 year old schoolgirl... She keeps it in the fridge."

"What's more Irish than eating potatoes? Not eating potatoes."

"Does the five-second rule apply to soup? Please hurry. Edit: Nevermind."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them"