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Joke of the Day
"congrats Seahawks on winning the super bowl from all of here in the 3rd world countries"
Next Joke
"Knock Knock * Knock Knock * Who's there? * I say to mart * I say to mart who? * I say tomato, let's call the whole thing off"
"ALFRED: *wringing out wet birthday party invitation* it's difficult to read, but i'd hazard a guess at aquaman, master wayne"
"My friend asked me what my favorite calculator was... My friend asked me what my favorite calculator was. I told him they all had their plusses and minuses."
"What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common? The same middle name."
"What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen? Paranoid!"
"Comcast Cable acquiring Time Warner Cable is a lot like your proctologist acquiring a bigger finger."
"My staircase was getting a lot of buzz, then it blew up It's gone spiral"
"You know you're getting fat when.. The clothes section you shop in has chairs spread out incase you get winded."
"You know when you read a page of a book and then realize you didn't absorb any of it? I think I did that with my life."