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Joke of the Day

"My job is affecting my mental health Whenever I put my welding hood on, the world just seems like a dark place..."

"Just bought a pair of velcro shoes. What a rip off."

"You know what would be ironic? If People were made of irons."

"I used to play the triangle in a reggae band. I would stand at the back, doing my ting."

"My grandfather told me that our generation depends too much on technology... ...so I unplugged his life support."

"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy"

"I've been told I'm not ambitious enough... If only there was an Olympic sport for being a lazy bastard. That bronze medal would be mine."

"Did you hear about the King who got killed during a torrential downpour, and his only heirs were pets? It's been reigning cats and dogs ever since"

"According to my calorie intake, I just need to be on the treadmill for 3 years today."

"Meet the parents"