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Joke of the Day

"Relationship status: can't go to the same bar as last night, because I'm wearing the same shirt as last night."

"Titanic II: Jack Survives"

"I wonder who Rose is going to kill in Titanic II."

"Why do cow wear bells? Because their horn doesn't work!"

"If a man talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment. If a woman talks dirty to a man, that'll be $6.50 a minute."

"Got banned from bookstore AGAIN this weekend for moving ""CAUTION: WET FLOOR"" sign to the erotic aisle."

"If you never used that plastic thing that keeps pizza from sticking to the box lid as GI Joe's poker table you're too mature for me."

"And then alcohol said ""Put that on facebook, it's hilarious."" But alcohol was wrong. So very wrong."

"Came up with this one when I was 10: what do you get when you cross an elephant and a snail? I don't know either, but it sure won't be good for your vegetable garden."

"How many ways are there to please a guy? Three way."