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Joke of the Day
"Why do cow wear bells? Because their horn doesn't work!"
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"Forgets to set alarm, wakes up 3 days later."
"Mama said there'd be days like this, and also ""knock you out"" ??? I don't know, you talk to her. She sounds drunk."
"A man walks into a Swedish chemist shop..... ... and asks for some deodorant. The shopkeeper says 'ball or aerosol?' The man answers 'neither, I want it for my armpits."
"People say you never see ninjas but I see their girlfriends hanging around mosques all the damn time."
"A sales assistant advised me on the liquor to buy for the holiday season recently She was my spirit guide."
"I was wondering where my new axe had gone... ...Then it hit me."
"I saved 100 orphans from a burning building. Do they call me ""The Orphan Saver?"" No. I butchered 20 men with my bare hands in WWI, but so they call me ""The Butcher?"" No. But you fuck one goat...."
"Apparently a good way to get asked to leave the gym is to move a treadmill behind someone on a stationary bike and pretend you're angrily chasing them."
"Do Wilma Flintstone got a booty? She yabba-dabba dooooooo!"