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Joke of the Day

"If a man talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment. If a woman talks dirty to a man, that'll be $6.50 a minute."

"My friend gave me an epipen in his last moments He printed it himself and it seemed very important to hi- wait why did the cops just pull up in front of the house"

"My business is awkward smiles and poorly executed high-fives, and business is good."

"A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."

"If Pringles really wanted the fun to never stop they'd make those tube things like 5 feet long."

"Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell? Because of anticipated traffic numbers!"

"There was a royal baby... The royal baby was born 8 pounds, 6 ounces. With the exchange rate, that's like 12.50, American."

"The best reason to divorce or break-up with a man is for health reasons you're sick of him."

"Why did everyone think the pie was gay? Because he blueberry."

"My wife said that our son feels neglected. I didn't even know we had a son."