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Joke of the Day
"If Jesus could see the way some Christians act today He'd be rolling in his grave"
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"""should i go into the arts?"" ""can you imagine yourself doing anything else?"" ""no"" ""then i wouldn't go into the arts, with no imagination"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Annie! Annie who ? Annie-versary !"
"2 Mexicans escape from prison. ""Jesus, take the wheel!"""
"What do you call a dad that raps? (x-post from r/dadjokes) A hip pop. Happy fathers day!"
"*waiter lays down my plate* ""Can I get u anything else?"" U CAN GET ME HAPPY FACE PANCAKES LIKE I ORDERED, U FUC- *he rotates my plate* oh ok"
"I hate buying feminine products! How am I supposed to know if this is the right kind of broom or not? "
"Received a call from a recruitment consultant. She said to me: ""Sir I have two openings for you...!"" I replied : Yes. I know .There was a long silence and then she hung up."
"What has four legs and goes ""Oom! Oom!""? A cow walking backwards!"
"Why are fish so thin? Because they eat fish!"