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Joke of the Day

"I'm addicted to soap But I'm clean now"

"Dear Stephanie on Facebook, I do not care that you are watching The Breakfast Club. I only want to know what channel it's on."

"if ur date declines a kiss at the end of the night open ur mouth and let the ants escape. Then say ""it's ok I had a mouthful of ants anyway"""

"I deleted all my german friends on my contant list on my phone... Now its Hans free."

"What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair? A Hun knee comb."

"What did my wife say after I finally got around to trimming my pubic hair? Wow, that's pretty nuts."

"TRUTH: cop teaches class on drug awareness ""honestly guys... pot isn't bad for you"" *class gives standing ovation* *cop starts breakdancing*"

"Dam's biggest dilemma... Dammed if I do, damned if I don't."

"I'm so broke that I posed nude for a magazine last week. That's the last time I go to that newsagents!"

"don't usually brag about helping people, but when I saw an old lady drop her groceries, I yelled: ""lift with a straight back!"" it felt good"