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Joke of the Day

"""I'm calling you because you're easy."" ""You're not even very good."" ""You're just the best I can do this late."" Dominos: ""Your order, Sir?"""

"What did one math book say to the other math book? You've got problems."

"What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open? In tennis, love means nothing."

"Did you hear the iPhone 6S Plus is selling really well? Seems like it's a big 6S"

"Sorry I missed your call. I was peeing and had both hands full."

"Getting that beach body is easy. You just have to know where to dig."

"While climbing barefoot up mountains to meditate, Ghandi would squeeze garlic into his mouth to deal with hunger pains from fasting super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis"

"what would Netflix even do if i sent them back a DVD of me doing karate they'd have no choice but to add it to their collection i suppose"

"What do a pedophile and a Pokemon master have in common? They both have a collection of CP"

"I was wondering why it gets bright even before I see the sun rise in the morning. Then it dawned on me."