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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I missed your call. I was peeing and had both hands full."
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"What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women."
"What can you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog? Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway."
"Porn stars' favorite drink? 7-Up 'n cider."
"My wife and I rented Black Hawk Down last night. Or, as Brian Williams likes to call it, the Brian Williams Story."
"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four: One to drop it, Three to pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up."
"I have plenty of jokes about unemployed people.. ..but none of them work. :3"
"User interface? I hardly even know her."
"Wife has been adding a little baby oil to her baths, which is cool because I have always wanted to quickly be laying down in the shower."
"*pushes math homework away in 1990* I'll never need this *getting yelled at by subway customer in 2014* I WANT THE BREAD CUT LIKE A RHOMBUS"