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Joke of the Day

"Getting that beach body is easy. You just have to know where to dig."

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... It turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time"

"I fucked a fat woman in an elevator.. It was wrong on so many levels"

"China has largest population not because the men are extra horny nor women are extra fertile, but because their condoms are 'Made in China'."

"What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot? ISIS"

"I was standing in a playground wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer.. ..... Then it hit me."

"The first rule is that any numbered list of rules will lead to a Fight Club reference. The second rule is that any numbered list of rules will lead to a Fight Club reference."

"Wanna hear a funny joke? Womens rights."

"So Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table, and then a stool."

"*boss at staff meeting* Hey, do you have anything positive to add to this meeting? Yeah, I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open."