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Joke of the Day
"What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open? In tennis, love means nothing."
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"Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13."
"What did one gay box say to the other? ""Nice package..."""
"Doctor: This patient needs exercise. Get him a walker. No that's a zombie I wanted a walk-oh I see what you did there, nurse [Everyone dies]"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change the lightbulb and nine to blog about how empowering it was."
"*Kylo Ren pranks calls Finn* Hey Finn I bet you shop at *dramatic pause* Traitor Joes!!! *High fives Hux*"
"I have a step ladder I never met my real ladder ."
"What started feminism? An unlocked kitchen door."
"Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying ""Bach, bach, bach"""