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Joke of the Day
"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night. I was like OMg."
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"I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her."
"According to movies when a huge object is chasing you, left and right turns do not exist."
"Why is hockey a girls sport? Because it has periods"
"I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone And then it dawned on me"
"What do you call an Asian Terrorist group? Rice-is"
"Analysts are suprised Chris Christie ran for president in the first place They thought he'd walk"
"Jenna Jameson to Oprah, ""There's a little bit of Jenna Jameson in everyone."" I'm pretty sure she got that backwards."
"What do you call two lesbians in the closet? a liquor cabinet."
"ladies call me a keyboard cus i'm always in front of the computer and i've got crumbs in all my crevices"