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Joke of the Day
"Tampon is the worse thing to call a woman. A stuck up cunt"
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"""what if today's the day you learn about tacos and ostriches? You don't want to miss that, do you?"" - me manipulating my kid to school."
"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their biggest hit was the wall"
"Our generation doesn't knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we're outside."
"I hate all those hooker jokes. I know there are a lot of them out there, but they all suck!"
"So, I just found out I got some black guys in my family tree... Went to the backyard and found them still hanging there."
"There are 3 types of students in my school. Those that are good at maths and those that are bad."
"A Mexican magician says to the audience: ""For my next trick, I will disappear on the count of three. Uno... Dos..."" *POOF*. And he disappeared without a tres."
"I had my operation done privately in the end. Originally my Dad wanted to sell tickets."
"Woke up this morning after a heavy night of drinking to find out that I'd gone bald. Which is strange because normally I go for brunettes."