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Joke of the Day
"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their biggest hit was the wall"
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"Why does Michael Jackson love placing 2nd in races Because he loves coming in a little behind"
"""Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?"" (Dalai Lama job interview)"
"Why did the pirate become a tenor? Because he has a lot of experience on the high C."
"the main use of the tiny toe (the smallest toe in your foot) is finding corners of furniture in the dark"
"The generation of today are so allergic to everything, future wars will be fought by throwing bags of peanuts and cat hair at each other."
"I always squat on the floor, wrap my arms around my knees and lean forward Cause that's how I roll."
"We can play Yahtzee again. -You fixed the broken dice? Yeah. And they'll never break again. -How do you know? *grins* Die mends are forever."
"Mustaches: they're growing on you."
"What is the difference between Hitler and a gay person 90 degrees"