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Joke of the Day

"So, I just found out I got some black guys in my family tree... Went to the backyard and found them still hanging there."

"What's a Christian's favourite chord progression? G,Esus."

"My child's first name Is going to be look"

"A vegan, an atheist, and a Crossfitter all walk into a bar. I should know, they all told me."

"How can you find a fag in a newspaper? It's not hard."

"My mom always has these great sayings for life, like ""Don't count your chickens before they hatch"" and ""Everybody hates you."""

"Bay: come over Me: no, I'm watching TMNT Bay: I made one too Me: but it's awful Bay: come watch it Me: who gave you my number, Michael"

"DATE: I'm leaving ME: Why? D: You keep pretending to be a bat M: I don't D: You're doing it right now [a single tear rolls up my forehead]"

"Put the punchline in the title How do you ruin a joke?"

"What's your best mattress joke? Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)"