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Joke of the Day
"Why was the man accused of sexual harassment never arrested? He was a policeman"
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"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter it wont come anyways"
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"What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy."
"I used to repost stolen comedian jokes and try to pass them off as my own. I still do but I used to too."
"*hands cashier $100 bill ""Ya have anything smaller?"" *crumbles up $100 bill and hands it to cashier"
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"""You know what."" -- They."
"Quit crying, kid. I won this Easter egg hunt fair and square..."