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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Make A Wish Foundation going bankrupt? Some kid wished for more wishes."

"A man gets pulled over, the officer says to him ""How high are you?"" The man replies, ""No officer it's 'hi, how are you?'"""

"One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio."

"Me:- Boss i am not coming into work to day coz i am sick. Boss:- How sick are you? Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister"

"Straight Outta Compton left out Dr. Dreas history of abuse against women Because they didn't want to turn this drama film into a comedy!"

"What do you call an Irish lesbian? GayLick"

"""I can't wait to nail you later"" *whispers to the new picture I just bought*"

"Why were the people in the twin towers so upset? They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane"

"I finally found a girlfriend and when I did I got really pumped. Sadly after a year in the storage she needed a lot of pumping as well."

"Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !"