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Joke of the Day
"You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."
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"NURSE: The other nurses and I bought you this box of chocolates for Valentines Day! DR DOG: You're joking, right?"
"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation"
"'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensiveisn't it ?' 'Next!'"
"I cut my finger on a beer can, I now know how Julius Caesar felt when he was betrayed by his best friend."
"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"
"I like my women like I like my bamboo: graceful, strong, and constantly in threat of being eaten by pandas."
"My dating service, ""It's Just Oral"" is really taking off!"
"The fish's piano was making weird noises. Guess it was out of tuna."
"A maternity ward was overflowing one national holiday It was Labor day"