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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear."

"I don't understand why so many people in the south have bad teeth when they try their best to keep everything else straight and white."

"I want to watch a porn where both people scream out lengthy Starbucks drink orders when they orgasm"

"Small town gynecologists... I bet they spend a lot of time looking up old friends."

"Police officer: Excuse me but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle."

"All these video games with epic orchestral music scores. Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games."

"[doctor's] INVISIBLE MAN: Am I cured doc? DR: Your tests are all clear IM: Is that good? DR: [talking to wrong empty chair] I'm not sure"

"There was a surprising surge in Republican support for Syrian Refugees today They found out 80% of the islamic refugees supported punishing gay people and bans on pre-marital sex. *pew-polls*"

"How does a mathematician go to the bathroom? He works it out with a pencil."

"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here!"" And the mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi!"""