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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany? Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!"

"I like my girlfriends the same as I like my scotch... 14 years old and on coke"

"Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !"

"Worst thing to ask a gay man during an argument? Why so butthurt?"

"What does a lawyer wear to work? A lawsuit!"

"You can't get AIDS from a toilet seat unless you sit down before the other guy gets up"

"What do houses eat when their breath stinks? Apart Mints"

"What a group of musical chemists called? Butane Clan"

"A thief stole a toilet from the police station. At this point they have nothing to go on."

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month."