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Joke of the Day

"You can't get AIDS from a toilet seat unless you sit down before the other guy gets up"

"Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble."

"What do you call Albert Einstein giving a handjob? A stroke of genius."

"Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal? Haulin' Oates"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper."

"A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally."

"Falling vending machines kill more people per year than sharks. I've never even seen a shark near a vending machine."

"What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists? 45"

"A mean mathematician is just an average guy."

"Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything? Because it was all on the house"