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Joke of the Day
"What city loves to eat sandwiches? Koldcutta"
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"During activities I'm like batteries I'm never included"
"going to the doctors Doctor: You have hepatitis B Patient: Damn, what kind of hepatitis, though?"
"A dodgeball player died recently... He will be missed."
"Right on, adults who are excited for Halloween. I too get excited about things meant for kids. Last week I lost my shit because I saw a frog"
"Yarrr, have ye seen me mizzenmast? It's mizzen."
"Guy walks into a gym He asks the manager which machine he could use that would attract the most women. The manager points to the ATM. Edit:formatting"
"Why is the ocean always salty? Because the land never waves back."
"A healthy man in a room of paraplegic people is outstanding"
"If your ringtone is a Black Eyed Peas song you have 4 seconds to answer before the entire office throws their stapler at you."