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Joke of the Day
"Why is the ocean always salty? Because the land never waves back."
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"When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doc where I should put my pants ""Over there, besides mine."""
"They say there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow But all I found was a drunk midget with loose change."
"The label of this bag of roasted peanuts includes a warning that they come from a plant that processes peanuts"
"Phil Spector's brother I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day. He's head of quality control at Walkers."
"Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days? For the watch"
"THEM: What's it called when you think about them all the time? ME: Love. T: What if it's about murdering them all the time? M: Also love."
"What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ? 'Claws.'"
"""You know your addiction is bad when you lie and say you're at the gym when really you're out shopping"" is the title of my autobiography."
"[Blind date] Girl: I've always had a bit of a thing for bad boys Dog: [starts putting on his coat] I don't think this is gonna work out"