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Joke of the Day
"If life gives you melons... you might be dyslexic"
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"This joke is like a never ending stairway. This joke is like a never ending stairway, it leads up to nothing"
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"Best joke in the world? Women's rights."
"[Inspecting car] *kicks tire* ""Mmhm just as I suspected, it can withstand a single kick."""
"Ive always wanted to be an artist. I draw and paint everyday. But im already 25 so im going to do what bruce jenner did and wait 40 years until im nearly dead."