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Joke of the Day

"Went early to my Tantric Sex class last night... Was told to come later."

"Friends don't let friends talk about Pi Lest they become irrational."

"Being single is like a vacuum cleaner: its sucks when you're turned on"

"How does every black joke start? By looking over your shoulder."

"I just started a business operating charter flights Business is really taking off"

"The Patriots winning a Super Bowl without cheating"

"If someone asked me to choose my favorite body part... I'd pick my nose."

"LAUNDROMAT BLUES Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? A: Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you."

"What do you get when you play a country song backwards? Your house back, your truck back, your girl back, and your dog back."

"I don't understand the appeal of strip clubs... All you do is throw money at women who refuse to have sex with you. If I wanted that I would be married."