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Joke of the Day

"A Star Wars Joke(No Spoilers) Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon? . . . Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!"

"How do you make a dead baby float? 2 scoops vanilla, 1 scoop dead baby."

"Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy? It takes longer to pick up"

"If you are what you eat... I can see why some men are assholes and some women are dicks."

"Why are there so many women archeologists? Because they love digging up the past."

"CNN is confirming that the only news in the world today is the blizzard. everything else is under control."

"Nothing rhymes with Trump Wait. I meant nothing rhymes with orange"

"She told me to give her 10 inches, and make it hurt... ... so I gave it to her three times, and punched her in the nose."

"Your momma is so stupid... She thought tinder was a cooking show to make chicken."

"George Clooney goes through life knowing no one has ever hit 'Ignore' in the history of 'George Clooney' appearing on Caller IDs"