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Joke of the Day
"Why are there so many women archeologists? Because they love digging up the past."
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"So... Hillary Clinton is giving this FBI agent a blow job at the Democratic Nation Convention ... Hey...Chill out man...It's politics, that's how it works !!!"
"If Trump deports all the Mexicans Who's going to build the wall?"
"Did you hear about the new toilet upstairs? That's some next level shit"
"Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics? Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America."
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms."
"This is a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder. Last I heard he was in a twelve step program. I'll see myself out."
"One-liners for when you're leaving - example: ""I'm going to make like a baby, and head out."" I also use ""Let's make like a chapped-ass, and split."" What are some other good ones?"
"I've been reading a lot about how to live and eat healthier and then not doing anything with that information."
"What kind of drugs to tumblr users take? Anti-oppressants."