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Joke of the Day

"Your momma is so stupid... She thought tinder was a cooking show to make chicken."

"Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt."

"Why can't the bike stand by itself? Because it was two-tired."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $5 to have a garbanzo bean on me."

"If there was a black character in the game of Clue... The game would be called ""Solved."""

"Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends."

"If I hear someone crying I immediately cry louder to establish myself as the dominant sad person in the room"

"If I can wear my underwear inside out and backwards all day with no one noticing, how important are they really?"

"I saw a homeless dude and gave him 1$ I saw a homeless woman and gave her 0.77$"

"A group of thugs just beat me senseless All I have left are dollar bills"