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Joke of the Day

"George Clooney goes through life knowing no one has ever hit 'Ignore' in the history of 'George Clooney' appearing on Caller IDs"

"I met up with my ex-fiance today and immediately began having sex The police did not take it well as I was only asked to identify the body."

"What does Bill Clinton's presidency and Hillary Clinton's future presidency have in common? Weiners got them both in trouble but in the end nobody really cared."

"Where do people have the curliest and blackest hair? In Africa."

"Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!"

"My boss is sick of my comedy at work and says if I tell one more joke then I'll be fired! Well, I'll have the last laugh"

"Juicing changed my life. I went from being overweight, to being overweight and owning a juicer."

"Girls are like internet domain names All the good ones are taken, so all we are left with are the strange foreign ones that nobody wants."

"How do you impregnate an African woman? jerk off on her feet then let the flies do the rest."

"My dad died of severe hemorrhaging, and my best friend was disabled by ischemia. Different strokes for different folks, I guess."