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Joke of the Day
"Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead."
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"Ronaldo shot so powerful It created a hurricane"
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"What do you call a starving robot from space? A C3POpian"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
"Do you know what a gay snake sounds like? Tthhhhhhh"
"Color-blind gang members always shoot the wrong guys."
"A guy using Apple Maps walks into a bar... or maybe a hospital... possibly a church."
"Nobody gets treated worse than a McDonald's worker who gets an order wrong. ""Um this was SUPPOSED to be a LARGE fry! UnFUCKINGbelievable!"""