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Joke of the Day
"Color-blind gang members always shoot the wrong guys."
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"Oh yeah!! Well, if smoking weed destroys your short-term memory, then what does smoking weed do?"
"The World Trade Center had a Speed-Reading club they went thru fifty stories in thirty seconds"
"I don't understand why women programmers are mad when male programmers objectify their body.... After all, it is object oriented programming."
"My son got very excited about all the toys he found when I cleaned behind the couch, I should have waited till Christmas morning to do that"
"Back in my day we didn't call meeting strangers from the Internet in random places for a weekend ""tweet ups"" we called it ""shit you dont do"""
"Willie Nelson died today.. Yeah he was playing on the road again.."
"Where does a king keep his armies? Up his sleevies"
"[NSFW] I met a girl called Michelle at a bar... Her: Hi, I am Michelle Me: I am Donaldson, but people sometimes call me Dick. Her: How do you get Dick from Donaldson? Me: You ask nicely."
"At my funeral the priest will throw my corpse into the crowd and whoever catches it will be the next to die."