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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what a gay snake sounds like? Tthhhhhhh"
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"What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets"
"What's the national bird of Pakistan? US Army Drone"
"Did you hear about the guy who infected himself with the Zika virus? He wanted a little head."
"Why did the policeman stay in bed today? he was undercover *!*"
"What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?"
"My towel is now in two pieces, rip. Rip, your parents' condom XD"
"How was the Irish Jig invented? To much beer and not enough bathrooms"
"Instead of sending friends Christmas cards, is it ok If I return the ones I got and just add the words ""Me too""?"
"What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater? That was the most violent book I've ever read."