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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what a gay snake sounds like? Tthhhhhhh"

"I saw a Prius crash into a Subaru Outback the other day... There was granola everywhere."

"Sinbad isn't just a comedian's name - it's also an extremely short summary of The Bible"

"The president of Nintendo has died. The ambulance went Wii U Wii U Wii U"

"""Lethal Weapon"" is my favorite movie about how to fix a dislocated shoulder."

"What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout? (Spoilers) Skull crushers"

"i have been trying to teach my dog to speak English.... but his skills are ruff"

"You know what jokes are the worst? Lesbian jokes. Those are for pussies."

"I have complicated opinions on the death penalty. I think it's wrong but I also think that owners of cash-only establishments should get it."

"Girlfriends are like Gym Memberships You have it, you just never pay attention to it."