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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a starving robot from space? A C3POpian"
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"Hey, I'm a girl. I ignore nice guys, chase douche bags, and then complain about it"
"i love summer so much *sits around doing nothing*"
"What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off? They go fission."
"what do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off"
"Why did the condom hit the wall? Because it was pissed off"
"Q: When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed? A: When he's red-handed."
"Is this Love? by Midas Wellbee"
"Xbox exclusive games"
"Did you guys hear about the man with the wooden leg named Smith? I don't think he named is other leg..."