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Joke of the Day

"What do fables and STDs have in common? Both can be passed on orally!"

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted"

"I asked God whether or not to open a brothel He replied ""build it and they will come""."

"A Texan says to a Harvard student... Texan: where are ya from? Harvard Student: well, where *i'm* from, we don't end sentences with prepositions. Texan: oh, alright. where are ya from, jackass?"

"If a child refuses to sleep during nap time... are they guilty of resisting a rest?"

"Q: Where do bees go on their day off? A: To the wax museum."

"I got a pet hyena because someone has to laugh at my tweets..."

"Beached whale Today I got in trouble at work for throwing water on a lady... I just thought that's what your suppose to do for a beached whale"

"I hate when my kids say ""But mom; it was an accident!"" So were you pumpkin, but I still have to take responsibility for you."

"What's the smelliest type of pencil? A #2 pencil"