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Joke of the Day
"What do fables and STDs have in common? Both can be passed on orally!"
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"Cats love it when you give them a mohawk"
"I was surprised Oscar Pistorius owned a gun in the first place. I would have thought he preferred blades."
"Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had an albino child? It was a case of two Wongs making a white."
"A Freudian Slip A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother"
"Why can't Stevie Wonder read? (offensive) Because he's black."
"What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup? You turn off your playstation."
"Justin Biebers music saved my life I was in a coma after a bad car accident and the nurse decided to start playing some Justin bieber... I woke up and turned that shit off."
"What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and kisses!"
"You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said... ""What a treasure"" and your dad said ""Lets go bury it!"""