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Joke of the Day

"I got a pet hyena because someone has to laugh at my tweets..."

"What game do tornadoes like to play? -Twister"

"Forgot we bought a Christmas tree. Woke up at 2 a.m., went to pee, thought it was a guy and almost called the cops on it."

"Most Racist Joke I Have Heard (told to me by a devout Chinese Jew) whats the worst part about being a black jew? getting put in the back of the oven."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"Ask me about my vow of silence."

"Girl: Did you like that cake Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes very much. Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste."

"A skeleton goes into a bar... orders a beer, and a mop."

"What do crack addicts sing while caroling? All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!"

"The acting in Gilmore Girls"