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"I got a pet hyena because someone has to laugh at my tweets..."
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"My mother-in-law got into a car accident and broke both her legs and arms even god knows what a snake she is"
"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil."
"yo momma so ugly her vibrator needs viagra"
"Monday, after class, I get back to my dorm ready to start all my homework due this week."
"A man goes to a library and asks if they have a book on suicide The librarian says ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"How do people do backflips and shit, like I can't even flip my grilled burger without fucking it up."
"Did you hear about the woman who had her left side cut off? She was alright."
"Doctor asks a prostitute, do you know who the father is? prostitute replies. Oh for goodness sakes If you ate a can of baked beans would you know which one made you fart?"
"What's the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger."