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Joke of the Day

"I found out R. Kelly had sex with that girl because she reminded him of his mother He has an Oedipiss complex."

"So, a dyslexic walks into a bra..."

"What is the best way to break a shield apart? Seth Rollins with a chair"

"A Joke I made up when I was 7 years old (It's politically incorrect) Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer? Because she wanted to get it off her chest."

"How does JokeExplainBot work? Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction..."

"I quit my job as CEO at the pc fan factory They needed a cooler master"

"Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would probably attack him too."

"What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote? **""There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart.""**"

"How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years"

"The evil tongues speak ill. The good tongues give orgasms."