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Joke of the Day
"I asked God whether or not to open a brothel He replied ""build it and they will come""."
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"How come the only people who can open childproof lids are children? My nephew charges me two vicodin just to open the bottle."
"Why does vampire Superman want to go out? Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)"
"Who invented the sucker punch? Mike Dyson"
"""Can I get you to-"" YES! ""Great! Here it-"" I'LL DO IT! ""Don't you want to-"" MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO... - Adam Sandler being handed a script"
"Why were you late ? Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !"
"I bumped into the inventor of the selfie today His face was a picture"
"Waking up Is the second hardest thing in the morning."
"Joke ##439057"
"Calculators are useless What I need is a calcunow"