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Joke of the Day

"Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada? It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my chest"

"Why is it I barely have any signal in my house but the fucking Taliban can upload videos from a cave in Afghanistan??"

"Most people browse on Google or Bing... But I browse on fleek"

"I was looking for some camo jokes but I couldn't find any"

"What's your number? A jewish girl and a man walks into a bar. They hit it off and the man asks for the girls number. She lifts her sleeve."

"If I were an attractive girl, I would introduce myself as Hottie McHotterson because I would still be an asshole."

"A shower so cold, you call it by your exes name"

"what did the buffalo say when his son left for college? bye son"

"This year's the year of the rooster, so I ate chicken. Next year's the year of the dog."