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Joke of the Day
"My wife called me a paedophile yesterday Quite a long word for a 9 year old."
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"A geeky joke: An SQL Query walks into a bar... ... and joins two tables."
"Remember, Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks."
"I keep an identical glass of vodka next to the glass of water on my bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette"
"I was at a hat shop and the sign read, ""ALL CAPS MUST GO!"" ...and I thought what hypocrites!"
"I got a notice we are taking company pictures today. *walks in dressed as Super Girl."
"They say there are no stupid questions, but in every meeting there is one person who tries to prove this incorrect."
"Two condoms are walking down the street when they pass a gay bar... One turns to the other and asks, ""Hey man, wanna go get shit faced?"""