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Joke of the Day

"I bet vampires just walk around saying how different things were in back the old days."

"Four is equal to five Theorem: 4 = 5 Proof: -20 = -20 16 - 36 = 25 - 45 4^2 - 9*4 = 5^2 - 9*5 4^2 - 9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2 - 9*5 + 81/4 (4 - 9/2)^2 = (5 - 9/2)^2 4 - 9/2 = 5 - 9/2 4 = 5"

"I like my women like I like my peanut butter... Brown, chunky, and easy to spread."

"I wish I had the self-confidence and assertiveness of the Adobe Acrobat updater."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair ? Virgin Mobile"

"The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all."

"A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""Five drinks please!"""

"Sorry, page 2 of Google searches."

"What do Japanese people do when they have erections? Vote!"

"To err is human. To errrrrrrr! eerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! errrrrrrrrrrrrr! is racecar."