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Joke of the Day

"Two condoms are walking down the street when they pass a gay bar... One turns to the other and asks, ""Hey man, wanna go get shit faced?"""

"Rental fleet car is like a prostitute, own car is like a wife Never marry a prostitute."

"What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck? [deleted]"

"My wife said we should try some role reversal in bed last night... So I said I had a headache."

"What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France? Linoleum blown apart"

"What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats? The handicap."

"What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved."

"Her: ""Add insult to injury why don't you"" Me: ""Your broken leg looks fat in that cast"""

"Have you heard the original version of Stevie Wonder's hit song? I just called to say.....I found the phone"

"An old one. What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile."