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Joke of the Day
"Remember, Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks."
Next Joke
"Why can't you escape the angry forest? Because there are mad trees."
"So the other day this guy almost died because of [removed]"
"Listening to coworkers try and explain Fight Club to another coworker and all I could think was ""we really shouldn't be talking about this""."
"How do you drown a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole."
"A french pastry was stalking me this morning I felt really creped out"
"What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called? I don't know, but it isn't *relevant*!"
"My wife has the body of a woman half her age. I suppose I should call the police."
"My friend says I play with my parrot to much. So I gave him the bird."
"What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Poop."