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Joke of the Day

"I was at a hat shop and the sign read, ""ALL CAPS MUST GO!"" ...and I thought what hypocrites!"

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man? Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up."

"Kid: would you rather be the Evil Queen or the Wicked Witch? M: I'd rather be the Mom K: ooh, right. Much scarier."

"You say lonely I say home alone with an opportunity to masturbate"

"Why do orphans like tennis? Only place they can get love"

"if a wheelchair athlete used WD40, would it be considered a performance enhancing substance"

"Did you hear about that kid who claimed that his age was 2015? He was infact a *year* old."

"Italian Hot Tub What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called? Ja-scusi."

"A horse walks into a bar.. The bartender asks ""why the long face?"" The horse, unable to speak English, shits on the floor and then leaves."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"