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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis"

"At the liquor store: ""Hey, do you need help?"" ""Yes, but I come here instead"""

"Why was Cinderella bad at basketball? Because her coach was always a pumpkin."

"Here's one for you...! 1"

"I got thrown out of the topless bar today... I felt like a boob..."

"Knock knock, Who's there? Harper Lee (Author of ""To kill a mockingbird"") Harper Lee, who? Harper Lee I can fly...."

"Asked God his thoughts on assuming genders, his reply... ""Hmmm, I guess I should have made it more obvious"""

"If you're ever feeling down about yourself, head to your local GameStop and ask the workers how they feel about dragons."

"Do you know why I don't eat at Chili's or Applebee's? Because i'm old enough to microwave my own food..."

"What is the best music to air drum to while driving? Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel."