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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock, Who's there? Harper Lee (Author of ""To kill a mockingbird"") Harper Lee, who? Harper Lee I can fly...."

"Amsterdam, 26 October1942, about tea time. Mr Frank - ""Shhhh Quiet everybody ... the Germans are coming"". Anne Frank - ""I am too"""

"I think my niece has a burgeoning slip 'n slide addiction Once you go down one, it's just a slippery slope."

"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Michael Fitzpatrick...and Patrick Fitzmichael"

"My 3yo's bedtime stories include: ""Three-Hour Run-On Sentence,"" followed by, ""Ask For a Drink 500 Times,"" and finally, ""You Skipped a Page."""

"In English there's a word for fucking everything. It's 'pansexual'"

"Not now, kids. Mommy's boiling the Easter bunny."

"My friend got hit with a soda can Don't worry, it was a *soft* drink! "

"It's amazing how quickly reheated food in the microwave goes cold again when you think you're only going to be on the computer for a moment."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"