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Joke of the Day

"At the liquor store: ""Hey, do you need help?"" ""Yes, but I come here instead"""

"NERD JOKE: What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house? Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference."

"What's brown and sticky? A stick. My combo joke: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick."

"What do jokes and penises have in common? The short ones are never good."

"What's a ghost's favorite sexual fetish? Boo-kake"

"I don't get it, no one complains when Madonna and Angelina Jolie steal black kids from Africa."

"Red light : Stop Yellow light : Proceed w/ caution Green light : Wait till everyone hates you then go"

"This afternoon I just relaxed on the couch and masturbated. The psychiatrist took a lot of notes."

"My coworker told me he didn't want to buy girl scout cookies because he didn't want to get diabetes. I told him not to worry. Diabetes isn't a sexually transmitted disease."

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An alligator in a vest."